




Unisex Claus Heavyweight Fleece Crewneck - White Sand
- 400 GSM / 11.8 oz heavyweight CVC fleece
- 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester (saves approx. 9 500ml plastic bottles from landfill)
- Oversized fit, dropped shoulders, inset sleeves
- 2x2 ribbing at neck, cuffs, and hem
- Claus parody graphic by California Cowboy
You’re gonna need a bigger chimney.
Somewhere off the coast, deep in the black December water, something old and bearded is circling. It doesn’t want milk. It doesn’t want cookies. It has checked the list twice, and you, friend, are on the menu.
This is the Claus Crew, the most savage holiday parody we’ve ever put on cotton. Saint Nick rises from the depths with his mouth open, and one unlucky midnight swimmer is about to learn what “naughty” really means. It’s the only holiday sweatshirt that doubles as a public safety warning.
Underneath the carnage is a seriously good garment: 400 GSM heavyweight fleece with an oversized, dropped-shoulder cut. Stay out of the water.
- Oversized fit with dropped shoulders
- Unisex sizing: men take their usual size; women typically size down one
- Size down for a closer fit
- See above for your sizing recommendation, click “What’s My Size”
- 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester heavyweight CVC fleece
- Pre-shrunk
- Machine wash on cold with like colors on a gentle cycle
- Lay flat to dry or tumble dry low
Key Features of Unisex Claus Heavyweight Fleece Crewneck - White Sand
You’re Gonna Need a Bigger Chimney
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